Sunday, June 14, 2009

All Roads Lead to Wal-mart by Karen

All Roads Lead to Wal-mart

How generous of the Superstore to let local brands rent space on the shelves!
The Roman Empire allowed its peoples to govern themselves.
No Nazis, no Redcoats.

"Convenience, convenience, convenience!"
We chant this, and render coins before pagan altars.

"What are we going to do tonight, Sam?"
"The same thing we do every night, Caesar, try to take over the world!"

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